Textion
A question asked through a text message.
Hey, did you get my textion yesterday? I still don't know the answer!
rhetorical textion
A text message asking a question that is not meant to be answered. Frequently addressed to the originator's entire phone book.
These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.
These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.
Alice: Carol just texted me, 'Why the hell can't people in Atlanta use their turn signals?' How the hell should I know? I *do* use my turn signal!
Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.
Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.
textion mark
a text message that consists of only a question mark. phrases an obvious question without actually asking a question. commonly used to mean "i don't understand," "what do you mean," "explain," etc.
person 1:i love you.
person 2:?
person 1:did you go to that party last night?
person 2:?
"His text didn't make sense so I just sent him a textion mark."
person 2:?
person 1:did you go to that party last night?
person 2:?
"His text didn't make sense so I just sent him a textion mark."
Bout Textion
Not being able to text.
Guy 1: Hey, how are you?
Guy 2: bout textion
Guy 2: bout textion