text massage

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"

text massage

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".

text massage

That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis

I was up all night giving my face a text massage.

text massage

When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".

I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing.

text massages

when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage

"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"

Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

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Text Massage

What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.

Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.

俚语	text massages
释义	text massage When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package. "What was that face, dude" "I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry" text massage When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient. Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company? Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage". text massage That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis I was up all night giving my face a text massage. text massage When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage". I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing. text massages when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage "Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!" Text Massage When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body. Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage? Friend 2 -k -k -k -k -k...etc Text Massage What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage. Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.
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