henriette sirene amundsen

shes a to faced cunt

Named after the first man to reach the South Pole, the Amundsen is a sexual maneuver which requires a generous amount of kitchen space. The man is to have sex with a girl from behind in the kitchen while standing and making sure the girl is holding onto the grip of the freezer for support. When the guy is about to come, he suddenly pulls himself and the girl back, making her pull the freezer open. The guy is then to scream in the best Norwegian accent he can muster: "It's the South Pole, Amundsen!", and will then proceed to ram the girl head-first into the freezer. The confused mix of angry yelling and pleasured moan of being cummed inside, all while having her mouth stuffed with frozen chicken, should give the sound of a distressed penguin.

A school made for the mentally ill. The girls are bitches and the boys don’t know what deodorant is. There’s a fight every day and you will want to kill your self on day one.