The Boston Citizen
The act of taking a fistful of cold, uncooked clam chowder and cramming it into an anus or a vagina. Typically, it is followed by eating the chowder with a spoon after it has warmed up in the orifice. Cases of the Boston Citizen have gone unconfirmed, though doctored images of newspapers circulated around the internet in the late 2000s.
"In 2009, there was a rumor in Dorchester, a neighborhood in Boston, that said a man killed his girlfriend by fisting her with clam chowder. She was missing for twenty four hours and was found eating it with a spoon. The newspaper was titled 'The Boston Citizen'."
boston citizen
a person who; but is not limited to; responding to your questions and often pretends not to hear what you have to say to keep from speaking.
where the F*CK is fenway stadium?!??!
(tourist asking angerly at the boston citizens)
(tourist asking angerly at the boston citizens)