The Bumlock
Potentially the world's most dangerous wrestling maneuver, perfected in Belgium in the late 18th century by Shaolin Gypsies. The technique itself is shrouded in mystery, the most recent known practitioner of the Bumlock is William Roache who plays Ken Barlow in Coronation street. Currently outlawed by all Professional wrestling Organisations because of its Brutal Nature.
J.R- "Oh my god King its the Bumlock!"
King- "Here, i hate the Bumlock it lashes!"
King- "Here, i hate the Bumlock it lashes!"
bumlock
Where inserting ones penis into anothers anus you become attatched to them and are unable to relieve yourself from that particular orafice without a hospital visit.
bloke: take that slut!
slut: Owwwwwwwwww!
bloke: shit... i cant get out, a bloody bumlock!
slut: Owwwwwwwwww!
bloke: shit... i cant get out, a bloody bumlock!
cyberian bumlock
A sex possition, two dicks required for this one, like a reverse scissor move, both dicks enter the other person's anus at the same time making double penetration for the pair... three way cyberian bum lock is called the clapping bum-shuffle.
I totally but her boyfriend in the cyberian bumlock.
Bumlock Egg Whisk
Putting someone in a bumlock (similar to a headlock) and then whisking their rectum with the other hand.
I bent the lass over and give her the old bumlock egg whisk special