The Caesar

When you stab a sexual partner 23 times (the amount of times Julius Caesar was allegedly stabbed by his conspirators) but with your penis not a knife. Also none of the thrusts are into an orifice or sexual in their nature. This is an immature yet hilarious act to carry out, usually when drunk.

Getting Caesared is when you get shanked by all your close friends at once, like Julius caesar from Shakespear's play "Julius Caesar" act 2. This usually occurs after somone has commited a dasterdly deed, or sometimes just for fun.

A name to yell when a really strong guy who can control wind crushes your gay italian friend with a T-Shaped chunk of ceiling.

The title of the emperor of the Roman Empire after the fall of the Roman Republic. It was Julius Caesar's adopted nephew, Agustus, that was the first to carry that title. Agustus Caesar was the first true emperor of the Roman Republic.

The Roman dictator was assassinated by JoJo Siwa in attempts to gain fame, but she was killed shortly after. 2000 years later she has risen again to reclaim her lost glory.

Usually a charmer. Funny and just plain pleasant, Caesar will make your day better by just having him in your presence. He's always honest, and if not, he'll admit the truth later, and have a reason behind what he said. He tries not to hurt anyone, although there are some people he cannot stand. He's generally pretty good at sports, and can sometimes get competitive, but never to the point of being ignorant. If he's your friend, then you are truly blessed. And if he loves you, don't you ever let him go, he's one in a million, you'll never find another quite like him. And if you love him, tell him, he should know, he likes to be aware of things. If you are in love with him, and he is with you, your love could be eternal, keep him close to your heart, no matter what.

The months of July and august because the month of July was named for Julius Caesar and the month of August was named for Augustus Caesar.