The Colombian Drug Lord
When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.
Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."
Guy B: "What the fuck?!"
Guy B: "What the fuck?!"