TheDans
When one or more Dan, Daniel, Dani, Danny, Danielle, etc. is combined to form the most beautiful creation known to man, they become TheDans. They are then joined at the soul, and at the name. TheDans is a delightful blend of kindness, courage, sex appeal, intelligence, and straight up badassness. There is no reversing this procedure. Once you are TheDans there is no going back, but why would you want to?
Dan and Dani used to be so different but now they're TheDans; they totally blow my mind.