The Dickson

Half sour, half sprite, black razz, and Jameson. A drink order originating around the year 2008, commonly mistaken for a shot, but no its actually a drink and should come in a glass.

Art of letting off a barrage of gas in a closed room caused by heating hard boiled eggs and hotsauce. The Dickson works best in a non-ventilated or crowded area. It is said that The Dickson is one of the earliest forms of biologic warfare known to man. Although it's origin is unknown, it's name became widely accepted when Queen Elizabeth I's squire, Patrick Dickson was hung for "attacking" the Queen in her bed chamber. The Queen had claimed she had been set ablaze as her eyes started to water and nose started to bleed when the squire left the room (much to the same effect as ammonia). Word spread quickly of the squires deed and his parents had commented on what he had to eat that morning, hard boiled eggs and hotsauce and it's been used to that affect since.

A person that no one can stand. Constantly attempts to make them self look intelligent with made-up facts or figures. Always cuts you off in mid-sentence and corrects you with mis-information. Also tells stories that are improbable or impossible, and are most likely fabricated.

History: the origin of using the word "dickson" is unknown, but in the Mid-Michigan area it's a widespread term for someone you hate, or acts in the manner described above. Typically, when people visit this area of the U.S. they are confused when they begin to hear the term, but once it's understood, they always know someone from their home town that is a "dickson"

A religious cult active from 1875 until recent discovery in the 1990's in which all the members take the surname Dickson. The sole purpose of the Dickson Cult is to erase all african american history, culture, and existance. They contained a heavy thesh-hold in the more public Ku Klux Klan, yet kept their more sadistic rituals to them selves.

A man that is a super cool guy and savage

Son of a dick

Any guy named Dickson is a good guy to be around. Although he may be a little crazy at times, he's unbelievably hard working and dedicated in everything he does. He means everything he says, no matter what it is, and will always stay trustworthy. If you're sad, he'll cheer you up; if you're mad, he'll calm you down. Creative, passionate, and loving, any Dickson is a wonderful person to know.