The Sarah (Parker)
one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.
"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.
sarah jessica parker
An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.
Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
Sarah Jessica Parker
A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.
Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
Sarah Jessica Parker
A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.
Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!
sarah jessica parker
An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.
Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!
sarah jessica parker
A whore who badly represents women as shopaholic, materialistic bitches who obssess over getting some dick and are highly unstable.
Christina Aguilera
Madonna
Madonna
Sarah Jessica Parker
a horse
Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse - scientific fact