dirty gomez
Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.
Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.
Dirty Gomez
Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.
Jay Leno gave Wishbone a Dirty Gomez!
Dirty Gomez
The act of sending a link to a friend that opens a Selena Gomez music video, Very much like being Rick Rolled.
After I had Rick Rolled my boss for the ninth time he got me back with the Dirty Gomez.
reverse dirty gomez
After the Dirty Gomez, The girl who just got shat in the mouth, throws it up into the guys mouth.
"I gave Robert a reverse dirty gomez after he thought he could shit in my mouth"
"You go girl!"
"You go girl!"
The Dirty Gomez
A sexual act so heinous, only certain directors of a particular fruit company could be so homosexual to conceive what the Dirty Gomez could be.
Nawid gave Shankar the dirty gomez last night. I am disgusted.
Dirty Gomez
To take your dick and soak it shit water, and shove down the female throat and then fuck her in the ass adding a donkey punch in the end.
Guy 1: Dude how was your date last night, with Alyssa?
Guy 2: We got dinner and then I Dirty Gomezed her.
Guy 2: We got dinner and then I Dirty Gomezed her.
Dirty Gomez
All the definitions below are completely wrong. A Dirty Gomez is simply when a man removes his penis from his partners ass after anal sex and proceeds to draw a shit moustache on his own face.
He pulled his cock out of her ass and gave himself a Dirty Gomez