The Green Dick
Taking any stimulant type or work out product, such as Creatine, to amp yourself up turning you into the Hulk before having sex.
"Kyle, i gave Christina the green dick!!!"
"haha nice !!! You're my hero Keaton.
"haha nice !!! You're my hero Keaton.
green dick
A male that get's an unknown std, or a combination of STD's.
That bitch gave me green dick
green dick
Someone who's from the country, a rural. These people are called "green dick" because they like to sow crops before they get busy.
"Oi, Green Dick, come here you country fucker!"
Green Dick
A title given to a fellow hunter who is quick to jump to conclusions and continuously identifies shrubbery as game, promting the more experienced hunter to refer to the bush as green (making reference to its actual fauna appearance) and dick (making reference to the persons character for making the said mistake.
Jimmy - "Hey Salty look over there pigs!"
Salty - "Green Dick"
Salty - "Green Dick"
collard green dick
The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.
I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.
Green dick
Whenever u have sex for the first time and ur dick turns green
Omg did u know why his dick was green. He had sex for the first time? He got the green dick
Green Dick Slaminitus
Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.
Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!