The Hurley
Simply, while performing fellatio or giving a blowjob, one has a nose bleed. This undoubtedly must happen before the receiver ejaculates and the fellatio performer is still down on the receiver. Also, criteria must be a blowjob in A VEHICLE or train/plane/boat/cruise ship/ etc.
Oh twas a classic teenage fellatio session, in the front seat of a car. The windows were closed and the defroster was one, 100 degrees in the car. When the female blowjob giver was doing what she does best, a terrible thing happened. The sweltering heat mixed with her cold and within seconds of throating him, she had a nosebleed. And thus, the Hurley was born.
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One of the greatest surf/skate/snow companies ever and also sponsors pro skater Bob Burnquist.
"OMG I found the greastest Hurley shirt ever at Pacsun!"
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When you spit your dummy out like the man child you are...
Damn bro... dont have a hurley... calm down.. its only a game.
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the nickname for the character hugo reyes on lost, played by jorge garcia. a nice man who is fat with quite long brown hair. hence the term is used to descrie fat men with long brown hair.
person : Look dude, theres hurley (points to fat man with long hair)
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The act of shitting yourself while performing strenuous tasks.
Dude! That guy totally just pulled a hurley while squating 600 lbs.
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An order of one chocolate chip cookie and one sugar cookie.
Even though chocolate chip cookies are better, I always order the Hurley.
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A large balding man that has a fixation on men's penis. That also likes Earl Grey tea (hot).
I stirred my tea this morning with a dildo. (Hurley)