the keith

Putting your testicles over your woman's eyes, and your penis over her nose, gonzo, with an added bonus of farting on her forehead, leaving a poop mark.

Keith, a guy with strong emotions.

Someone who is there for you through everything. He's usually enclosing his feelings, until you get to know him, he's very smart, but not very determined. Usually plays video games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. His laugh and his smile could brighten your day. He can warm your heart up with his words. If it come to his significant other he treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. He's very opinionated and open. He worries alot and does everything he can to make sure you're okay. He's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith never let him go. He is far too priceless..

To be injured by a teamate in training.

The act of a person having sexual intercourse with curtains.

A legendary man and definitely one of the all time greatest people on this planet. Overall a great guy who geeks out about some things. If this man is a teacher, he'll be everyone's all time favorite teacher, and it would not be surprising if the students started a cult about him. A great friend and a loving dad who does whats best for his kids.He's probably friends with everyone he meets and it's very unlikely that he has any haters.

To be abused in a way that involves severed limbs and smart cars.

He’s a sexy ass nigga who has a huge dick and pulls all the hoes. Now don’t get it wrong he’s a nice person with a great personality and is very easy to talk to. If you meet a Keith don’t let him go because he has a heart of gold and will make your life amazing.