The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

俚语	the lance effect
释义	The Lance Effect When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit. Symptoms include: -Blue balls every Wednesday -Random std’s even though your a virgin -Big truck=No peen -Wear golden cleats while playing football -Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school -Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop -Trash at video games -Acts like you have a Thanos cock -Pedo hair Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked. Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want. Me: Not with no peen Me: Dabs on em
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