The Lorena Bobbit
A sexual act. Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)
His ex gave hime "the lorena bobbit". Thats how he ended up in the hospital
Lorena Bobbit
When a women cuts off a man's penis.
"Oh my god, she just pulled a Lorena Bobbit on me!"
Lorena Bobbit Smoothie
When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.
Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.
Lorena Bobbit Blow Job
The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.
Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"
"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."
"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."