the raph

a raph is someone who is a bit gay and his a perv but he doesn’t like girls but likes boys and loves slapping tara ass

Technically, raphe is a medically-appropriate term which refers to a ridge separating two lateral parts or organs. Examples of such ridges can be located on tongues and perinea.

Ideally, however, the term is used to describe the line that runs up the middle of your sack -- most likely to prevent your balls from flying out.

the alpha male of the human race, will steal your girl, a beast with a monster cock that will destroy any vagina that he encounters... absolutely gorgeous with a huge cock
can get any girl he wants. makes people laugh, and has a gigantic cock

There are very few Raphs in the world, but it is a widely known fact that they are usually just about the greatest people ever.

Typically, Raph is an enthusiast of art in all its glory; he is usually not exclusive in his definition of "art", and likes to admire the brilliance in video games just as much as movies or paintings.

He is a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to matters of the heart; he is a classic romantic for whom women are lining up in hopes that they might be swept off their feet.

This is the person with whom everyone would like to share friendship, though very few people are up to his high standards.

An innovator and a businessman, success comes easily to Raph.

a fucking idiot who i hope DIES

Verb: to Raph
1. Give no fucks
2. Staying conceded

3. To act out in outrageous social ways
4. Wearing other people's clothes
5.to be positive, optimistic, honest, caring and whole hearted 100% of the time
6. Knowing 100% of who you are

Spicy and hot, like a chili. Overly patient and rational: so, basically, calculus is as easy as breathing, and PMS is no stress (its miraculous how anyone can survive PMS). Has an infectious laugh and a secretly caring heart. A not-so-secret republican, and not-so-secret opinion about how you clearly don't know what you're talking about! Funny, funky (smelling, especially in the morning, but only sometimes), and favorite friend! Has the world's sexiest friends, and a really, hot bod. Nicest guy ever, once you've met him, you won't be the same without him!