the real ryan

1. Part-time drag queen.
2. gay fag/loser/fruit/bimbo/dipstick/fruit cake/fruit loop/w/e else u can think of
3. person who likes to lick his friends
4. MICRO
5. head of the "others"
6. part of the three fuckateers, as josh would say
7. cuacha
8. asked lexi out in gym class and got turned down haha what a loser
9. thinks he's hot
10. flaming whopper
11. devil's lover
12. person who likes to stare at his GUY friend's ass and like's his GUY friend's elbow in his crotch

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.