The Rusty Meat Hook
When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.
I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.
rusty meat hook
The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.
Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.