the schweede
a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole
The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.
Schweeds
Noun-shwa-ee-ds: The maximum level of awesomeness attainable by humans
Dude that guy just cured cancer while taming wild bears, he's a Schweeds
woke the schweed
another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you
i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come