Drinkslexia
"Medical" condition where you can't see the difference between "1 drink" and "5 drinks and 2 shooters". You saw yourself going out for one drink but in reality, you drank and partied all night.
Friend: Dude... You are so drunk!
Me: But I only had 1 drink.
Friend: Maybe you have drinkslexia? Want a tequila?
Me: No thanks. (Proceeds to have 6 tequilas)
Me: But I only had 1 drink.
Friend: Maybe you have drinkslexia? Want a tequila?
Me: No thanks. (Proceeds to have 6 tequilas)