The Smegmonster
A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3
Woah look moma it's the smegmonster!
Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald.
Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald.
Smegmonster
An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.
I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!