The Stone God
The Stone God is the person that you end up meeting when you're really stoned. You can't see him, but you can feel his comforting presence, and the weight of his heavy hands on your shoulders, head, back, and other extremities. It feels as if a giant stone golem is towering over you from behind, resting his heavy hands on your body, as your body compensates for the added weight.
Q:"Why are you walking so upright and funny?"
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"
"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."
"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"
"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."
"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."
Stone Gods
English new hard rock band formed of ex "the Darkness'' members including: Dan Hawkins, and Richie Edwards.
Currently have released one album, Silver Spoons and Broken Bones, and have toured with the likes of Black Stone Cherry and Airbourne whilst also appearing at Download festival.
AWESOME BAND.
Currently have released one album, Silver Spoons and Broken Bones, and have toured with the likes of Black Stone Cherry and Airbourne whilst also appearing at Download festival.
AWESOME BAND.
''Did you SEE stone gods last night?!''
''Hell jeah, they fucking rocked''
''Hell jeah, they fucking rocked''
Stoned God
A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.
all hail stoned god