The Vlad

A sexual act that includes running into the room without a shirt, screaming in Russian, and the fucking of a bear.

"Last night was crazy, I finally tried The Vlad, and boy did the bear enjoy it."

The Vlad

When you go down on a girl for two straight hours.

Ronny: Yo, you smash last night?
Cris: Nah, I gave her The Vlad instead.
Ronny: The what?
Cris: The Vlad, it's when you go down on a girl for two straight hours.
Ronny: Shit... Yo, you brush your teeth today?
Cris: Ofcourse?
Ronny: Go brush them again bruh...

Vlad

An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.

Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.

Vlad

Vlad is usually a Russian name, sometimes romanian, and usually is an athletic all around great guy that is good at everything. He is known to have a big penis and is a legend in bed. He has an amazing body and really funny. He is very popular especially with females...fine females

girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy new kid he makes my nipples hard!!!!
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too

Vlad

A slavic name used for men in slavic countries (and some latin ones too)

Alex: Hi Vlad, how's the eating going?
Vlad: It's going good Alex, I'm on my 16th burger

Vlad

Vlad is my dad. He has cool waves. Vlad is my lord and savior.

Vlad I have a question please help me.

Vlad

A person who usually takes a shower for at least one hour (wanking is included)

Yo, Vlad, Why have you been taking a shower for one hour?
Problem?

俚语	the vlad
释义	The Vlad A sexual act that includes running into the room without a shirt, screaming in Russian, and the fucking of a bear. "Last night was crazy, I finally tried The Vlad, and boy did the bear enjoy it." The Vlad When you go down on a girl for two straight hours. Ronny: Yo, you smash last night? Cris: Nah, I gave her The Vlad instead. Ronny: The what? Cris: The Vlad, it's when you go down on a girl for two straight hours. Ronny: Shit... Yo, you brush your teeth today? Cris: Ofcourse? Ronny: Go brush them again bruh... Vlad An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him. Vlad: Exists Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world. Vlad Vlad is usually a Russian name, sometimes romanian, and usually is an athletic all around great guy that is good at everything. He is known to have a big penis and is a legend in bed. He has an amazing body and really funny. He is very popular especially with females...fine females girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy new kid he makes my nipples hard!!!! Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too Vlad A slavic name used for men in slavic countries (and some latin ones too) Alex: Hi Vlad, how's the eating going? Vlad: It's going good Alex, I'm on my 16th burger Vlad Vlad is my dad. He has cool waves. Vlad is my lord and savior. Vlad I have a question please help me. Vlad A person who usually takes a shower for at least one hour (wanking is included) Yo, Vlad, Why have you been taking a shower for one hour? Problem?
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