The Way the Crow Flies
A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.
"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"
"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."
"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."