the whoopin' stick
Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.
Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
Whoopin' stick
A stick used to spank people.
I hit him with my whoopin' stick!!!