Thick Greeter
When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.
Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.