Billology
Billology is the religion of the lord and savior, Bill Grills. Bill Grills is a mix between Bill Gates and Bear Grills. He is a bow-legged Australian who lives in the swamps. He invented Microsoft and fucks many animals, although bats are his favorite. He is the most powerful being out there, even more powerful than shrek or shaggy at 100%. When we die, we get reincarnated as bats for Bill
Billology and the legend of the lord and savior, Bill Grills, is located in the Holy Blible