Thumb Burn

A rash or reddening of the skin between the thumb and pointer finger from holding down the taught waistband of a pair of sweats or boxers to easily access your junk for a good wank. Usually on the left hand, Thumb Burn is only realized after the masturbation session is complete. Every true man gets Thumb Burn once in their life.

*Ring Ring*
John: Hello?
Dave: Whats crackalackin?
John: Just getting some major Thumb Burn, can i call you back?

*Finish in a tissue, then try to go back to surfing the internet responsibly.*
You: Ouch, FUCK. Thumb Burn strikes again!

俚语	thumb burn
释义	Thumb Burn A rash or reddening of the skin between the thumb and pointer finger from holding down the taught waistband of a pair of sweats or boxers to easily access your junk for a good wank. Usually on the left hand, Thumb Burn is only realized after the masturbation session is complete. Every true man gets Thumb Burn once in their life. Ring Ring John: Hello? Dave: Whats crackalackin? John: Just getting some major Thumb Burn, can i call you back? Finish in a tissue, then try to go back to surfing the internet responsibly. You: Ouch, FUCK. Thumb Burn strikes again!
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