bovine bingo
An old farm activity, in which people let loose a cow (or sometimes other animal) in a field with squares drawn out, and then bet money on where it will first take a shit. In some versions, people are allowed to try to coax the animal from a distance to try to influence where it takes a dump; in others, it is strictly forbidden.
Person 1 - Life on the farm is so boring!
Person 2 - But at least there's bovine bingo!
Person 2 - But at least there's bovine bingo!