Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.

Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!

Time-zoned

You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other.

•Alex (10 AM) : Hey billy, you ready to play?
•Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
•Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
•Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩

Time Zone Dyslexia

A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.

Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.

Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?

You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.

Tumblr Time Zone

That one period of time, (usually around 4-5 hours) in the day when almost all of the people you follow on Tumblr are active.

After the Tumblr Time Zone passed, it got really boring, with no one active and posting.

Dario Time Zone

Located somewhere between -7 GMT and god knows where in the greenwich time zones, or Super Mario World time. (-0 SMT) The Dario Time Zone is comparible to the likes as the imperial measurement system is as silly to the rest of the metric world, but in time measurement. Hours, minutes, days, weeks, could very well be the same damn thing, or not.

Hey Mario, I'll be by in 20 minutes!

Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...

Chee's Time Zone

someone who is always an hour behind everyone else because they get distracted easily by life's simple wonders.
Ex. sleeping, facebook, youtube...

ex: there is a appointment at 6pm. chee will show up at 7 pm due to her time zone.

Sarah: Where's Chee? She's late!

Tasha: no no she's not late. She's running on Chee's Time Zone!

time zone advantage

When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you

Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one?
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage

俚语	timezoned
释义	Time-Zoned When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual. Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned! Time-zoned You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other. •Alex (10 AM) : Hey billy, you ready to play? •Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry. •Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned •Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩 Time Zone Dyslexia A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone. Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies. Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right? You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST? D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia. Tumblr Time Zone That one period of time, (usually around 4-5 hours) in the day when almost all of the people you follow on Tumblr are active. After the Tumblr Time Zone passed, it got really boring, with no one active and posting. Dario Time Zone Located somewhere between -7 GMT and god knows where in the greenwich time zones, or Super Mario World time. (-0 SMT) The Dario Time Zone is comparible to the likes as the imperial measurement system is as silly to the rest of the metric world, but in time measurement. Hours, minutes, days, weeks, could very well be the same damn thing, or not. Hey Mario, I'll be by in 20 minutes! Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone... Chee's Time Zone someone who is always an hour behind everyone else because they get distracted easily by life's simple wonders. Ex. sleeping, facebook, youtube... ex: there is a appointment at 6pm. chee will show up at 7 pm due to her time zone. Sarah: Where's Chee? She's late! Tasha: no no she's not late. She's running on Chee's Time Zone! time zone advantage When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one? B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage
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