Todmorden
A small Yorkshire market town in the middle of no-where yet the middle of everywhere. Has an inter-related (i.e., inbred) population. Full of sheep. 90% of the population is over the age of 60. Liked by the middle classes as they see it as "quaint" and "village-y". Has 3 pubs and 1 hairdressers for every person living there. Used to have cotton mills, now it doesn't, instead they are flats.
"I come from Todmorden"
"Where?"
"in Calderdale"
"?"
"Yorkshire?"
"Ahhh"
"Where?"
"in Calderdale"
"?"
"Yorkshire?"
"Ahhh"
todmorden
a pseudonym for inbred hell hole
your mom is your sister and you live on a coucil estate in todmorden