Toledo Torpedo
Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.
I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.
Toledo Torpedo
The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.
1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.
Toledo Torpedo
The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.
After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.