tomato-vegan
A tomato-vegan is someone that doesn't eat tomatoes and never will.
Riley: Girl I had like 15 tomatoes today
Grace: *Gasps*
Riley: What?
Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!
Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty
#Tomato-Vegan
Hashtag...
Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.
Grace: OK. *hugs*
Grace: *Gasps*
Riley: What?
Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!
Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty
#Tomato-Vegan
Hashtag...
Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.
Grace: OK. *hugs*
Vegan Tomato
When a brand labels its product with redundant information in order to imply that it is better than other brands
John: I saw a cereal box labelled as “Asbestos Free” in the store today
Larry: That’s a Vegan Tomato
Larry: That’s a Vegan Tomato