Tommy Squeaker
An anal eruption which rather like the air being released from a deflating balloon.
"Bloody 'ell - that was a reet Tommy Squeaker"
"Phwooar...that duck's got bad breath"
"Phwooar...that duck's got bad breath"
Little Tommy Squeaker
A name given to those high pitched farts that often come as a result of trying to hold one in while in a public place.
John: "Did someone just stand on a creaky floorboard?"
David: "No, that guy over there with the red face just let off a Little Tommy Squeaker"
David: "No, that guy over there with the red face just let off a Little Tommy Squeaker"