Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.

I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!

俚语	bird coma
释义	Bird Coma The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports. I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!
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