trajan syndrome
Trajan Syndrome is a mental illness that retards the vocal chords whenever around an attractive person of the opposite, or same, sex. In some major cases, however, it suppresses the persons vocal chords completely making them mute.
"uh, uh... uuuhhh... HI I'M TRAJALINA!..."
"um.. do you suffer from trajan syndrome??"
"um.. do you suffer from trajan syndrome??"