Treebreaker
A large, ugly, or unsatisfying woman, that falls greatly below all of your standards. A woman that breaks the supports of the beds.
ME: Jerry is hanging out with that tree breaker over there.
SAGE: He and his bed will regret that treebreaker in the morning
(Your friend looking at a large obese woman)
FRIEND: She is a large treebreakin' son of a bitch
SAGE: He and his bed will regret that treebreaker in the morning
(Your friend looking at a large obese woman)
FRIEND: She is a large treebreakin' son of a bitch