cucumberman
a man who shoved a red cucumber up his ass. he now patrols the city of titti caca in hopes to find his sidekick jerky off lad. his only power is the ability to steal cucumbers from farmers markets and shove them up anybody's ass.
Tom: oh shit cucumberman shoved a cucumber up my ass
Greg: at least captain pineapple didn't get you. i think i'm still bleeding
Greg: at least captain pineapple didn't get you. i think i'm still bleeding