trinuitous
A word used in multiple situations, including scholarly essays to confuse teachers, with multiple meanings. Usually used as an adjective, in the extremes.
"I've got a mad crush on my trinuitous english TA."
or
"Give him Ewings tumor," Yossarian advised Doc Daneeka, who would come to Yossarian for help in handling Hungary Joe. "And follow it up with melanoma. Hungary Joe likes lingering, trinuitous diseases, but he likes the fulminating ones even more."
or
"Give him Ewings tumor," Yossarian advised Doc Daneeka, who would come to Yossarian for help in handling Hungary Joe. "And follow it up with melanoma. Hungary Joe likes lingering, trinuitous diseases, but he likes the fulminating ones even more."