Trumpement
Overly watery yet frothy and extremely vile, flowing excrement that appears to have substance yet has no known purpose
I was up all night filling my toilet bowl with trumpement
Walking down the the street suddenly an orange bird sprayed all it's trumpement on my head, that smell will be there for days
Walking down the the street suddenly an orange bird sprayed all it's trumpement on my head, that smell will be there for days