Trumpologize
(verb) Trumpologize: To apologize, but not really mean it.
"If I offended anyone for saying those lewd comments about women, I sincerely trumpologize. But Bill Clinton said much worse!"
Trumpology
Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.
Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"
Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"
Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."
Trumpology
The study of the unpredictable mindset of the 45th US President.
I have a Degree in Trumpology, But small hands aren't in my field.
trumpology
The cult of Trump. Idiots who believe Trump will save the day and take them to a socialists paradise in a magic bus where jobs are plentiful and idiocy is rewarded.
Joe is into trumpology he believes trump will cure his erectile dysfunction, give him 50 IQ points and fix the roof on his trailer. Jason says "Trump cured my cancer!".
trumpology
This is the idea that even the dumbest people in the world can become president.
"Man, that guy has such a good idea! Spanish language is stupid, we should all use English!"
"Your such a trumpologist jim."
"Trumpology is the truth! And who cares about logic!"
"Your such a trumpologist jim."
"Trumpology is the truth! And who cares about logic!"
Trumpological liar
Someone who habitually tells ridiculously easily proven lies.
Nevermind Representative Swift, Martians didn’t actually land in his district; he’s just a Trumpological liar