Trumpsplaining
To string together meaningless phrases to convince people that you are actually answering their question (see Palindrome).
She knew he was trumpsplaining, but after a while, it sounded good to her.
Trumpsplaining
Explanations by Trump or his supporters that make no sense. Typically full of assumptions, insults and grammatical errors.
Cleatus was trumpsplaining how bigly Trump won the election.
Trumpsplaining
To profess publicly a piece of trivia which you have just learned, as if you are bringing enlightenment to the masses, even though this information is something that the vast majority of your audience learned in primary school.
The boss is in trumpsplaining mode again. He just announced that Puerto Rico is an island.
Trumpsplaining
verb (used with object)
-twisting yourself into a pretzel to explain the things your idiot president had said. Typically full of assumptions, insults and grammatical errors with caps lock on.
-twisting yourself into a pretzel to explain the things your idiot president had said. Typically full of assumptions, insults and grammatical errors with caps lock on.
I tried to talk some sense into Joe, but he was too busy Trumpsplaining to listen.
Trumpsplaining
The act of explaining and interpreting the words of the President who "says what he means" to an opposer.
Trump: "Mexico will pay for The Wall!"
Trumpsplaining: "you see Trump is gonna indirectly make Mexico pay for it by building The Wall now and charging them later somehow. Build that wall!"
Trumpsplaining: "you see Trump is gonna indirectly make Mexico pay for it by building The Wall now and charging them later somehow. Build that wall!"
Trumpsplaining
Earnestly attempting to interpret, explain away, or circumvent the incomprehensible comments, tweets, and actions of the 45th President of the United States.
Members of President Trump's staff engaged in trumpsplaining to cover for his offensive and dangerous comments at his press conference today.
Trumpsplain
The attempt to defend and clarify what is irretrievably incoherent and indefensible.
After Trump openly invited cyber attacks on his political opponent, his henchman, Giuliani, was left trying to Trumpsplain it away.