turdkey
A massive plate of turd kept on a table with candles and all, for turdsgiving
Sasha: I will be serving turdkey for turdsgiving
turdkey baster
a turdshake squirted out of a turkey baster
There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.