Turkey Baby
Bulge in a woman's stomach the week after Thanksgiving.
After poking Jenna in the gut on Black Friday, Nathaniel commented, "That's a nice Turkey Baby!!"
turkey baster baby
A child produced through artificial insemination.
After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.