turtle smoke
A marijuana reference coined by E-40
"turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"
Turtle smoke
The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.
JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...