turtle syndrome

turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.

this water is so cold, i've got big time turtle syndrome.

turtle syndrome

shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.

i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.

turtle syndrome

Women who are impaired by an ugliness so powerful it is overwhelming. A victim who lays their eyes upon one is afflicted by such great lengths of agonizing pain they must turn away. They have very short necks, and sunken in faces. A picture speaks a millions words, a picture of a turtle woman only brings tears and possibly sinister laughter. They are known for leaving pussy stains in their granny panties.

Me and my buddies passed by women suffering from turtle syndrome and decided to steer clear because we would rather have practiced abstinence for the rest of our lives than touch them with a ten foot pole.

Frighten turtle syndrome

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS

That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)

rapid snapping turtle syndrome

a term given to the rapid chattering of a persons jaw when high on MDMA

"looks like that lads got rapid snapping turtle syndrome snapper"

turtle balls syndrome

turtle balls syndrome aka T.B. syndrome
T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into
small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this
as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth
while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker"

Brittany:let me see your penis
Ryan:alright
(Ryan pulls down pants)
Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean...
Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome

俚语	turtle syndrome
释义	turtle syndrome turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell. this water is so cold, i've got big time turtle syndrome. turtle syndrome shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell. i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome. turtle syndrome Women who are impaired by an ugliness so powerful it is overwhelming. A victim who lays their eyes upon one is afflicted by such great lengths of agonizing pain they must turn away. They have very short necks, and sunken in faces. A picture speaks a millions words, a picture of a turtle woman only brings tears and possibly sinister laughter. They are known for leaving pussy stains in their granny panties. Me and my buddies passed by women suffering from turtle syndrome and decided to steer clear because we would rather have practiced abstinence for the rest of our lives than touch them with a ten foot pole. Frighten turtle syndrome The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS) rapid snapping turtle syndrome a term given to the rapid chattering of a persons jaw when high on MDMA "looks like that lads got rapid snapping turtle syndrome snapper" turtle balls syndrome turtle balls syndrome aka T.B. syndrome T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker" Brittany:let me see your penis Ryan:alright (Ryan pulls down pants) Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean... Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome
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