twat footing
The act of inserting a foot into a female sex organ, which can lead to severe twat foot
"I walked in on my father twat footing the dog last night"
twat foot
A foot covered in twat slime and thus has the odour about it of twat
Daughter: "Mother, your foot smells rather fishy today"
Mother: "Yes, I'm suffering from a severe case of twat foot"
Albert: "My word Henry, you have extraordinarily bad twat foot today"
Henry: "Indeed, I was up twat footing all night with Gloria"
Mother: "Yes, I'm suffering from a severe case of twat foot"
Albert: "My word Henry, you have extraordinarily bad twat foot today"
Henry: "Indeed, I was up twat footing all night with Gloria"