Twirl a cane
To follow a fat person through a crowd, particularly on a crowded dance floor.
Josh: "How do you move through the crowd so well?"
Forrest: "Dude, I was twirling a cane behind that fat chick over there."
Or
Forrest: "Quick, Josh! Let's twirl a cane before this fat guy moves along!"
Forrest: "Dude, I was twirling a cane behind that fat chick over there."
Or
Forrest: "Quick, Josh! Let's twirl a cane before this fat guy moves along!"