twoop
To twitter while pooping.
Twitter in the bathroom? Yeah, I was twooping.
twoop
To have twin bowel movements, usually without the aid of diarrhea. The movements may be identical or fraternal.
I thought I was done, but I went back to the bathroom and had a twoop.
twooping
The act of tweeting whilst going #2.
"That chick in the last stall is twooping".
Twooping
The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.
DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"
OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"
OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"
Twooping
An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.
We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.
#Twooping
When you twoop but you have to add the hashtag so people can find the Tweet.
"Taking a huge shit #twooping"
Twoop
To engage the method of dance known as twerking while simultaneously defecating.
Miley Cyrus enjoys twerking in public, but has yet to show the world she can really twoop.